Busy Enjoying MY MILF's

I know it's been awhile since I posted an update. I've been busy!

I found this website and set it up for you - Men & Women who want a good deal and a discrete - "friends with benefits" situation. I've been busy using it, especially when I travel. I love the fact that its a "credits" system which means I'm not milked for money.

But hey, some of you idiots are trying to pickup "dates" at bars, clubs and all those "unsafe" places.

Listen - I keep telling you - married dating is the safest and best dating for folks that want...ok, need more than their "day to day" partner is able to give them. Screw single men & women, talk about a mess waiting to happen. If you are in a relationship, or are married - you NEED a friend with benefits. I don't care who you are, male or female.

You need one "on the side" that isn't going to complicate your life.

I've slowed down my dating calendar a bit. I've upped my vitamins and well, hey, I'm 45 years old and I enjoy all the younger women I'm training - dam - those young MILF's are a horny bunch! I'm sorta glad their "professional" husbands are too busy for them. That opens the door for a guy like me to get 1st Class Ass, from eager women willing to please.

There is a catch - you won't score like HornYoda if you are a selfish prick. You need to make sure your "date" is satisfied - and I always satisfy mine FIRST - I outta charge you $500 for that tip. Most guys are such dumb asses, which is great, because, well, I enjoy life and doing their wives.

Trisha, my new little number - she's 25, kids are finally in school all day - her husband works all day, hangs with the "guys" after work, when he finally gets home around 8pm, he wants dinner, says good night to his kids and watches TV. They fuck every other weekend. I'm boning her 2 to 3 times a week in the early afternoon. (Hey, I've got work to do during the day), so - I work to get my stuff done and I reward myself with some Trisha in the afternoons.

Its not all sex either. We've went to some movies together, walks, she's a real nice woman, and a good friend. She loves being "naughty" in fact she gets a kick out of doing things for me she's never done for her unappreciative husband. She loves the guy and her kids. Doesn't want to mess up her marriage. She figures she's in a "phase", I think he's boning a girl at work, who know. What I do know is on a scale of 1 to 10, she's an 8+.

Me, well, I'm about a 5 (give or take), but I know how to listen, be friend, and well, I take my time dining at the "Y" if you know what I mean.

http://www.hornyoda.com

Hope you're gett'n some. If not - well, you're here arn't you? Quit beating off to free pics online. Quit wasting hundreds of dollars at bars buying single bitches drinks. Fuck dude, they train those women to milk you for drinks. Stop being a dumb ass. That woman is either looking for husband #3, a new daddy for her kids, or worse!!

Nothing beats dating a nice, respectable MILF, or Couger - that has NEEDS, that require discretion.

No go get you some, be a great fuck, and show some respect for yourself. If you looking for the "love of your life", that is a different matter. I have some recommendations for that. In fact, I'm doing some reviews on dating sites right now.

But, fuck - why would you want a relationship? They are a pain in the ass, if you're reading this - you already know that and have one!! This is about you - exercising discrete freedom to keep your sanity in this weird, stress filled world.

Be safe, be wise, and have some discrete married fun!

- HornYoda!